I can barely plug in a toaster, so forgive me if I mess this up somehow. But I signed onto Twitter and if anyone wants quick short Wings updates, follow me.

RedWingsBruce

Much to my surprise, my name was already taken. So now I know there's some other poor schmuck out there who is always having his last name misspelled (is it pathetic if I misspelled "misspelled"?). Hopefully, he's got looks to go on. Wait, then I'll really not like him.